Poor Big Foot...He Has Stench

I know, I know.

Some of you out there are groaning.

I'll be brief, I promise. I won't go on and on about tranquilizer guns again, I swear.

For the rest of you, the problem is I might be a squidge obsessed with Big Foot. The Yeti. Sasquatch. Or as they call them in Australia, the Yowie.

(Oh come on, how cool is that name? Yowie. Please. The Aussie's win, hands down. Mostly because they got Cadbury to manufacture and sell them chocolate Yowies. Now that's genius.)

But anyway, Bob and I were under the weather so we spent some time curled up in bed and watching documentaries.

Okay, fine. They were Big Foot documentaries, but whatever. It was educational t.v. The thing is, we learned something new. In Florida, they have what is called the Stink Ape. Also called the Skunk Ape. But the worst part?

Ew. He has stench.

They say it's because he's so damn hairy and spends all that time in the humid, mucky swamps, so he gets mange and has nasty skin issues.

I don't know how they know this. Or why the poor things just wouldn't move. But you have to admit...stinky Big Feet.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sorry.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have packing to finish and furniture to throw out onto the lawn.
:)