Oops. I mean Disney. I'm off to Disney.
It's a typo, I swear. But anyway, I have just entered the first ring of Hell. Oops. I mean the airport. I'm at the airport.
But no, I am not on a plane. Nope. The plane didn't get the memo supposedly, so here we sit. My entire family. Taking bets over who kills who first. The only one who isn't in on the pool is my mom.
"No one is killing anyone," she just said over my shoulder. "This is going to be a good vacation. A normal vacation. You've all matured enough we can DO this."
*sigh*
It's a shame she feels this way. The pool is getting pretty high-there's some serious cash to be made...
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Your mom is right you are going to have a normal vacation, please repeat this mantra several hundred times. Relax, enjoy and report back asap, take care, Gillian
Breathe in through your nose to the count of four, hold the breath for another count of four, breathe out slowly through your(open) mouth, again counting to four. Do this every time you begin to grit your teeth or think evil thoughts. Therapeutic aid, and it works.
Now go have a great week! You can do it!!!!
Love, Ethel
PS -the breathing bit, do it a few times in succession, till you feel calm.
E
Say hi to Mickey for me - I want ears! Or a tiara with ears! Seriously, have fun. And what better backdrop for a story... I can kind of see Camille there, the castle, the fireworks... Peace, Linda
Come on, where is the next blog??? Those were some pictures I took....Fairy wings, black socks, Birth Control, Pool Toys, waste, nose picking....etc, no wait, it was a normal vacation......."zler".
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