Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Ironic, isn't it?

Leaves raked: 1,782,674,656,987,361,290

Pounds lost: 0

5 comments:

H. L. Dyer said...

Ain't it the truth? *snort*

Linda said...

Yet I merely LOOK at a Hershey Kiss and whammo! Five pounds.

Ain't fair... peace, Linda

Serena Woods said...

but how can you be sure about the actual count?

if it makes you feel better, I have succumbed to my weakness for resees peanut butter cups all week. I can't tell you how many, but I can say with assurance that the number is quite embarrassing.

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Daisy said...

It's just so wrong.

Kelley said...

but how can you be sure about the actual count?

it's a very complex formula you use. the square footage of the yard, times the number of deciduous trees, minus the number of people actually helping you rake and then it gets confusing, but you times all that by the amount and type of swearing and how many hours it took you to rake and then it's all divided by the rate of leaf blow-back and the square root of the insanity.

and that's how you know the actual count.

figuring how many pounds you didn't lose is much easier. Your pants still don't button.