Elvis, Elves, and Chocolate Chip Cannoli: Ironic, isn't it?

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Leaves raked: 1,782,674,656,987,361,290

Pounds lost: 0

H. L. Dyer said...: Ain't it the truth? *snort*; November 11, 2008 5:43 PM
Linda said...: Yet I merely LOOK at a Hershey Kiss and whammo! Five pounds.

Ain't fair... peace, Linda; November 11, 2008 8:48 PM
Serena Woods said...: but how can you be sure about the actual count?

if it makes you feel better, I have succumbed to my weakness for resees peanut butter cups all week. I can't tell you how many, but I can say with assurance that the number is quite embarrassing.

s; November 12, 2008 10:00 PM
Daisy said...: It's just so wrong.; November 13, 2008 6:48 AM
Kelley said...: but how can you be sure about the actual count?

it's a very complex formula you use. the square footage of the yard, times the number of deciduous trees, minus the number of people actually helping you rake and then it gets confusing, but you times all that by the amount and type of swearing and how many hours it took you to rake and then it's all divided by the rate of leaf blow-back and the square root of the insanity.

and that's how you know the actual count.

figuring how many pounds you didn't lose is much easier. Your pants still don't button.; November 14, 2008 9:08 AM